Step one: Prepare your body
- This is my life right now. Prepare your body
Thinking hard is a lot like running a marathon. If you are not well nourished you could die. You obviously won’t have time to take a break later, so go to your local supermarket and purchase every flavor of snickers bar. Junk food is better because it has a higher caloric density. This means you get more nourishment faster! Buy as much as you can, then go get an ice cream sundae. You’re not chubs, you just mean business.
Step two: Prepare your mind
If you focus too hard you WILL go crazy. It is your responsibility to yourself to relax for a moment. Get it all out of your system. Go ahead, watch a few hours of YouTube. Call everyone you need to catch up with. Don’t worry if they seem like they don’t want to talk to you because they actually have $#!+ to do. They will appreciate your friendliness, you bright little bundle of sunshine you. Be sure you spend time stalking people you don’t care about and have no relevance to your life on Facebook. It gives you perspective.
Step three: Make your rounds on social medias
You will be off the map for so long with your intense studying. It’s important you maintain the badass internet persona that you’ve worked so long and hard to build (23 followers on twitter, awws yeah). Make important lists; how to prepare for finals.
Step four: Organize
You can’t study if your environment is not clean and organized. Don’t even worry about learning until you have several different hand written lists of what you need to learn, organized by: date due, date assigned, subject, importance, spelling, how much you don’t want to do it, and teacher hotness. You’ll probably only use the last list, but it is good prepare just in case. Don’t forget to do laundry, vacuum, and organize your socks by length and color.
Step five: Rest Up
It’s been a long day. Sleep deprivation does not offer promising results. You are going to do an awesome job tomorrow if you take the night off and go to bed at 8PM.
Want more finals related humor:
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Finals Week Oh NO
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What do you do to prepare? What do you do to de-stress?